in my experience, a bj is usually given after you get the coke and the dollar.

How about poetry by the homeless? I'll start us off:

Somebody needs to dig up Al Jolson.

No joke
Good for this guy, right? At least he's realized the error of his shitty movie making ways.

You're traveling through another dimension. a dimension, not only of sight and sound, but of grenades and land mines.

is TV guide a book?
Son of Sniglet?
Katherine Hepburn's Me?

i appreciate the quote. But i initially read that as "fat ones", which is much funnier.

But even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!

I know, it's easy to say that when it's hypothetical. And honestly, maybe you are that one person who wouldn't, Tom. I dont know.

Yeah, gerbils don't know about lying! they're too darn cute. I'm starting to wonder if maybe you're not a real rodent, Golden Agouti Gerbil.

This man has made more money than most of us will in our lifetimes. I'm not justifying the Situation, but wouldn't most of us take the opportunity if we had the chance(and the abs)?

HEY!
Remember when Sally Draper was masturbating to this show?

This post isn't a clue……

keep pulling the thread……

Don't joke like that. Nobody wants to watch the Braves.

bravo, Frink. Well done. And insensitive. But mostly hilarious.

What about the voice of Geddy Lee? How did it get so high? I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy….

Robin Sparkles?

And how come Batman never dances anymore?

YOU"RE BEING SARCASTIC!!!