1:25 Lolz

Ebert seems like a good guy and I personally wish him no harm but I would have found it quite amusing if instead of his jaw he got cancer of the thumb and had to have it removed.

"Get your last "I'm eating a sandwich!" Twitter update out there"

Really great thread, everyone.

oh wait. My fiance is not dead. I meant the idea of losing her.

Damn it, guys. I came here for smart alecky remarks, not for a cry.

I stand behind my knock knock joke. And I don't know fucking care who knows it.

Also,

psycho hose beast.

I too suffer from Imminent Death Syndrome.

I always found that scene in Swingers strange. It's funny, just doesn't fit the tone of the rest of the movie.

Adore is between us. Let me in.

Adore.

Here's a joke
Knock. Knock

I graduated from Mecka Lecka High- Class of '96. Go Jumping Jambis!

Go ahead and scream your head off. We're miles from where anyone can hear you!

Oh really? Where are they hosing him down?!

Hey Leonard! Once you're done reviewing the series, have you considered doing a Q and A with the staff all naming their favorite sketch?

he'd be perfect as Man Bat, tho.

I believe the correct term is "make a sissy", according to the fat girl from the trailer.