The google image link results reminded me of one of the best lines from the heyday of buddyhead.com, which described Fred Durst's Kurt tat as: "like Hitler getting a tattoo of Jesus to try to make us all forget what he's done."

"Corporate Tattoos Still Suck"

The endless in-show Walmart product placements, one would assume.

She's a major component in an elaborate media conspiracy to bring back bushy eyebrows.

Get it right, it was a MALL.  That was some Tiffany in '87 level shit.

You guys just don't even give a shit about music anymore, do you?  .

The Lil' Bub reference made me think of Bubb Rubb, and consequently to ponder the possibility that Bubb Rubb is also fake.  I don't want to live in a world where there is not legitimately a guy who calls himself Bubb Rubb, says "woo woo," and drives himself through intersections without stopping in a car outfitted…

Is your Dad Mr. Van Driessen from "Beavis and Butthead"?

Jesse gets in-home nurse to take care of his beloved grandma; has sex with nurse; nurse goes back to her home country.

I might watch if I was tipped off that there would also be a cameo by the woman with whom Thurston Moore cheated.   That, and only that, would meet with my masculine expectation for "good" television.

Even though none of the seasons were bad, this show had noticeably diminishing returns from the first to the third season, to the point where I wasn't particularly interested when the fourth season was announced.  However … this trailer seems to bring Kenny back to his NC hometown, which is promising. I wish Ben Best…

The drinking game for this: if Hardwick gets through the whole thing without using the word "amazing," you mainline a bottle of Jack, Nikki Sixx style.

These guys were *thisclose* to naming themselves The Nanny Diaries …

Is the opening monologue of this show supposed to be a parody of a late night talk show? The jokes fall so flat that it's hard to believe they were legitimately chosen for a weekly show, and I'm pretty sure they use a laugh track for at least this portion of the show.

Oh definitely. He just needs a video where he prances around in a pink tank top to really propel him into the stratosphere.

Sadly, in reality he's probably still pulling down a hefty amount monthly between spousal support and child support, which he supplements with the occasional celebreality show appearance.  We all like to look down at Kevin Federline, but he's living the dream of the talentless.

"My love for you is ticking clock .."

Rick and Dre really digging deep in the crates for that Billy Squier sample.  Or maybe they recorded it off Sirius Classic Rewind.

Miley addressed this in the song, only God can judge her.

Marshall Mathers 2: No, He Will Not Stop Shouting At You