I know this was somewhat in jest, but the idea of Jon as Robert and Lyanna Stark's son might be an interesting plot twist.

Uh, it's fairly clear that he meant that he can't type two words simultaneously. Most people can't.

To be fair, Kanye West is a gigantic jackass. Also, while "comment sections gonna comment sections", it doesn't mean that the people speculating about Martin's possible failure to finish the series before dying aren't being doing something somewhat questionable. In other words, just because it's something that *will*…

I don't think it's something we should be too worried about. The longest he went between books was 6 years between *A Feast for Crows* and *A Dance with Dragons*, the latter of which he described as "three bitches and a bastard" to finish. Given that it sounds like he's got a lot of the substantial stuff done on it…

Split the difference. I'd say A-.

It's been awhile since I've read the books or seen the movies, but I don't think so. Dolores Umbridge was chased and almost killed by the centaurs in the Forbidden Forest, but there wasn't anything explicit that made it sound like rape.

I didn't know that they did that. That's similar to a claim made by a 3rd century pagan critic of Christianity named Celsus, except that Jesus' father was supposedly a Roman soldier.

What can I say? I'm a master of understatement.

Regardless, even if Judaism wasn't matrilineal then, there's some reason to think Jesus was an illegitimate child. It's a partial explanation for the origin of the virgin birth claims and (maybe) some of the Talmudic passages that could have been references to Jesus (though last time I checked, there was some…

That's kind of the joke.

Well, I didn't vote for you.

Wow. Way to keep it classy.

Whoops! Should have been more careful with my wording.

Jesus, this is so fucked up. Whatever actually happened, we have a woman who was fucked over in a serious way by one of her parents. I hate to say this, but she might have been better off if she'd just grown up in the foster system.

Uh, he's clearly better known for *Dodgeball* than for *A Knight's Tale*.

A little slurry'll cure what ails ya!

I wouldn't say "likable" so much as "tolerable".

Fair enough.

Not even on *The Sarah Jane Adventures*.

I don't know. Davidson and McCoy have their moments.