You want to get run over, because I know a guy.  Super gentle, minor scrapes and bruises.  Major dollars and cents.

I would not have minded seeing that at all.

That was my favorite Ron moment ever, hurling a hamburger into his own face is priceless comedy.

I liked April's storyline.  To me it seems like she really admires and respects Leslie and secretly wants to be like her.  I enjoyed the ending when she sort of realized she herself could be that kind of person and succeed, without having to mimic Leslie.  The Douche always cracks me up, Nick Kroll is ridiculous. …

I got run over by a LEX-US

That's an RDD!

I would have liked to see the preparation of the salmon a bit more, but it seems like an ingredient that belongs in a quickfire during the 4th week rather than a final 4 challenge.  I can't stand Puck and I'm not a huge Emeril fan either, though he isn't nearly as much of a dick as Puck is to contestants.  Padma is on…

I can see Padma air quoting when she talks on the set, like Lucille in A.D., with a large glass of hooch in her hand.  She always manages to sound drunk and has only one facial expression.  Me likey Gail :-)

Chopped is an entertaining show, but having to look at Ted Allen's smug face getting right in the way of scrambling contestants to ask them inane questions is a bit off-putting, as is Scott Gonad's Saturday Night Fever shirt buttoning.

That man ate all our shrimp!  And two plastic lobsters!

Your mother must be so proud.  Yeah she is.  Oh wait, she's dead.

How about a "Werewolf bar mitzva" clip?

Jonathan I do not have bedbugs, I went to Princeton.  Jack had so many great, smug, self-assured lines. 

I'll be the one in the purple sweater wrapping a swing around a skank's neck

I love it that Jack took all of 30 seconds to find his life re-affirming epiphany in typical, triumphant style.  Vintage Donaghy at his best!

I like Hugh as well, he's much less douchey than Puck and gives good feedback, even if it is a bit sarcastic.  I had to laugh at his random line last night "I saw a seal yesterday.  Either that or it was a scuba diver." 

Gob: The old reach-around…

I was watching Hunting Trip the other day and it has some of my favorite Andy lines in it.  "I am on hold with the state parks department.  I am on hold, so suck on my bu-utt"  Andy Dwyer does in fact rule. 

I always thought Toby was so against office relationships because of his crush on Pam, but maybe I misread that.  There is no consistency with Dwight's character for me; he goes from harmless simpleton and occasionally caring to devious and malicious, not caring about anyone but himself to sentimental about his office…

I always thought Toby was so against office relationships because of his crush on Pam, but maybe I misread that.  There is no consistency with Dwight's character for me; he goes from harmless simpleton and occasionally caring to devious and malicious, not caring about anyone but himself to sentimental about his office…