Reading about Light In The Attic reissuing this Hazlewood LP has made me happier than Dolly Parton's guitar.

Reading about Light In The Attic reissuing this Hazlewood LP has made me happier than Dolly Parton's guitar.

The robot is actually Jaye Davidson.

The robot is actually Jaye Davidson.

First review I have read of this film in which the reviewer hasn't expressed his utter disgust with the plot twist at the end.

First review I have read of this film in which the reviewer hasn't expressed his utter disgust with the plot twist at the end.

Tony Scott did for beach volleyball what Sergei Eisenstein did for sleeping Russian navymen. Rest well, Tony.

Tony Scott did for beach volleyball what Sergei Eisenstein did for sleeping Russian navymen. Rest well, Tony.

If that was the case, when Walt had the gun at his temple he should have asked Mike "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?"

If that was the case, when Walt had the gun at his temple he should have asked Mike "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?"

Free Pussy Riot? That's just bad economics. I'd be perfectly happy to pay.

Free Pussy Riot? That's just bad economics. I'd be perfectly happy to pay.

Does he extinguish cigarettes on his tongue? Didn't think so.

Does he extinguish cigarettes on his tongue? Didn't think so.

Holiday Road, mofos!

Holiday Road, mofos!

RIP death of the rumour of Maggie Thatcher's death.

RIP death of the rumour of Maggie Thatcher's death.

Horshack and newly-acquired Mets catcher Kelly Shoppach are trending on my Twitter right now, Oh to be in a freestyle rap contest.

Horshack and newly-acquired Mets catcher Kelly Shoppach are trending on my Twitter right now, Oh to be in a freestyle rap contest.