Well blow it out your ass, it's a Fleetwood Mac tribute album.

Well blow it out your ass, it's a Fleetwood Mac tribute album.

Somewhere Burt Reynolds is lounging naked and weeping.

Somewhere Burt Reynolds is lounging naked and weeping.

My favourite part of the Queen performance was when former Auteurs lead Luke Haines live-tweeted in the middle of it that every time he sees Brian May, he is reminded of the Viz headline "Brian May - My Nits Hell".

My favourite part of the Queen performance was when former Auteurs lead Luke Haines live-tweeted in the middle of it that every time he sees Brian May, he is reminded of the Viz headline "Brian May - My Nits Hell".

That evil bastard John Simon is going to outlive them all.  I am still hoping the more likable Stanley Kauffmann edges him out though.

That evil bastard John Simon is going to outlive them all.  I am still hoping the more likable Stanley Kauffmann edges him out though.

Not a fan of Raisman's gymnastics. I understand she has a more muscular style that focuses on the athletic than the artistic elements, but God does it ever come off stiff and ungraceful, almost leaden and clunky. She reminds me of a  window mannequin brought to life and makes me think she should use "Mr Roboto" as her…

Not a fan of Raisman's gymnastics. I understand she has a more muscular style that focuses on the athletic than the artistic elements, but God does it ever come off stiff and ungraceful, almost leaden and clunky. She reminds me of a  window mannequin brought to life and makes me think she should use "Mr Roboto" as her…

Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows always reminds me of that Simpsons episode.

Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows always reminds me of that Simpsons episode.

I do agree with Vidal in his belief that there was no life beyond this one, "Because there is no cosmic point to the life that each of us perceives on this distant bit of dust at galaxy's edge, all the more reason for us to maintain in proper balance what we have here. Because there is nothing else. No thing. This is…

I do agree with Vidal in his belief that there was no life beyond this one, "Because there is no cosmic point to the life that each of us perceives on this distant bit of dust at galaxy's edge, all the more reason for us to maintain in proper balance what we have here. Because there is nothing else. No thing. This is…

No, but Vidal Sassoon is.

No, but Vidal Sassoon is.

Where's Mojo Nixon? I need him to record my new song "Al Trautwig Must Die".

Where's Mojo Nixon? I need him to record my new song "Al Trautwig Must Die".

Beat in Show

Beat in Show