I know, it's terrible. Learn a script on Sunday, read through on Monday, rewrite and blocking on Tuesday, tech run through and second rewrite on Wednesday, final run through and changes on Thursday, taping on Friday, Saturday off. Ten years of steady employment and gradually rising salaries until she is the highest…

*rimshot*, joke about anal sex with the word rim in it, *audience laughs for two minutes*.

The Big Bang Theory did 18.98m last night (with 6 in the demo) into Two and a Half Men which did 15.39m (and 4.6 in the demo). And that was just the first Thursday of the year, once you get to sweeps you are looking at TBBT topping 20m live with 2.5 Men doing 16m. That Thursday 8.30pm was a problem for CBS but with…

Oh, so you watch The Wall Always Dries.

The Beatles weren't a 'boy band'. That label applies to manufactured bands, the Beatles met at school and played together because they were friends. Even when Ringo joined it was because he was known on the Merseybeat scene as the best drummer.

New Day is a terrible song (oh, boo hoo Jay-Z and Kanye West have problems; they can't close their wallets because they have too much money) and Made in America invokes "sweet baby Jesus". There are better tracks on that album.

You should watch Last Man Standing and Malibu Country instead.

I hated CITV. Fucking Grotbags.

Because I'm a fucking genius, and I'm so fucking clever I can hide it, but not well enough that someone else can't find it.

Those opening ten minutes always bring a tear to my eye.

Vinnie Jones is Moriarty, bitch.

Highest grossing film to have Christmas in the title.

Highest grossing film to have Christmas in the title.

That TOTP2 is going to be heavily edited to hide the presenter for most of the 70s.

That TOTP2 is going to be heavily edited to hide the presenter for most of the 70s.

When Kodak was a company they would send filmmakers a bottle of champagne for shooting a million feet of film. On Funny People they sent Judd Apatow a champagne basket when he reached 5 million feet. Comedies don't usually go over half a million feet of film; that is the problem with Judd Apatow as a director.

When Kodak was a company they would send filmmakers a bottle of champagne for shooting a million feet of film. On Funny People they sent Judd Apatow a champagne basket when he reached 5 million feet. Comedies don't usually go over half a million feet of film; that is the problem with Judd Apatow as a director.

She's not Rachem.

She's not Rachem.