The second episode makes some call backs, but the truth is that Jackie copes with falling into drug induced comas every day, why would the day from the end of the last season be a special day?

I don't know, but Wil Wheaton is back next week.

Good, she has soft hands and she didn't use too much spit.

No, Mike Arad, his less successful brother, the one who drove Marvel in to bankruptcy.

I hung out with Shelley Duvall, last week, over at the YMCA, she was selling hand jobs for crack. Funny thing, she still looks as good as she did in Popeye, by which I mean horribly unattractive and scary.

Which is funny because it jacks off to you while you sleep, than takes a dump on your chest; if that ain't love then I don't know what is.

Call it off, it's all gone wrong.

*That* is how well the Altman film did, that Perfect Tommy hasn't even heard of it, and now he has he's refusing to see it, even though he has already been doing that for three decades but without realising it.

Oh, it has. You need to get hooked up with a 3D TV.

Kraken released.

And do horses even know they're racing? All they're thinking is "oat-bag, I get my oat-bag".

Dude the girl gets sodomized, then gets revenge. Then she is in bed with a hot girl, then starts fucking the guy for no real reason, and though she doesn't have massive chesticles she does have thimbles for nipples. Who cares about the wooden acting?

And FYI with May sweeps around the corner it has been made know that 'Lenny' or 'Peonard' will be splitting up. And I would guess that by February 2011 they will be back together. Also, this is the second highest rated sitcom currently on US TV, after Two and a Half Men.

It's the number one fear, at a funeral most people would rather be in the coffin than giving the eulogy. He did specify 'large groups', he may have given talks in groups smaller than 36, and given his specialism there are probably only 36 people who could follow what he is talking about.

But all that parenthetical stuff could have gone in the bullet points.

"The characters were mostly used very badly", evidently you don't like the English language either. Pick; the characters were used badly, the characters were very badly used or most of the characters were used badly.

While this (and 2.5 men) are in front of audiences HIMYM is taped then shown to an audience. On BBT they have stopped lines to make way for laughter, as that youtube video a few months back which removed the laughter showed, HIMYM is a lot quicker paced because the actors are not reacting to the laughs.

No one can.

(Todd loves parentheses)
Seriously, Todd (I mean it), enough with the asides (eight times in one article), just talk to us (we're right here).

In their defence the FF rights are a mess, like the Superman rights, so they have to keep making films or else they expire. Though they didn't have to make them so shit.