To be fair, you get the impression that, until Thor meet-cutes Natalie Portman, the general impression of humans among Asgardians is that they don't know the half of anything.

That problem has a name and its name is Geoff Johns, who built his career mining a single story by Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill in a single Green Lantern comic.

Agreed. Singer hates to do that, we could already gather, but it was time for a nine-foot-tall, shape-shifting CGI behemoth with a big-name, deep-voiced actor behind it, if for no other reason than to hear that voice come out of a small child at some point.

I didn't really read X-Men comics as a kid, but I remembered the guy from the '90s cartoon for a couple things:

What the hell was with that, anyway? The fact that one appeared seems to void the claim about the other being changed to protect young minds.

And they'd probably be better off with that approach here, since the commercial success of Wolverine-as-ronin seems to demand Miller-esque dragon ladies. Not that I'm endorsing any of that.

No one puts Bryan in a corner!

Very much so, from an era of it. It's compounded by the original idea for Sinister - that he was supposed to be what a young orphan child might dream up if asked to imagine a powerful, evil being.

Now, now… there's really no telling which of Chris Claremont's ideas was the dumbest.

Yeah, the fourth season was pretty disappointing after they managed to pull the show out of the dive with the third.

That guy has reason to be proud, but, well… he is:

2006 was the last year I saw the Web site "You're The Man Now Dog" in the news, after one of their user-made sites made it big by including a bouncy electronic track that paired Richards' later statement "I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this" with the most racist bits of the Laugh Factory recording.

Correct - if you point a camera at me in a bar and I tell you to stop and you don't stop I'll remove the camera.

The thing is, the big-name character swap thing is status quo for Marvel and has been for decades. But now, thanks to bigger press interest, there's chatter about it even though readers know it's always temporary.

Everyone gets armor now so everyone looks as dorky as him

Dude, spoiler alert that shit. You're freaking me out.

Honestly, we’re just upset at this synopsis for trying to mix “poker night” and “dicey”—there are no dice in poker,

Oh yeah the President of the United States, that's always someone who's cool and doesn't suck.

That's what happens when you don't Beer the Walking Dead.

Damn, was that ever a terrible trailer. Peter Serafinowicz and John C. Reilly stand around and remind you over and over that this superhero movie is a comedy. Nearly kept me from seeing the movie.