Wow, I thought sentiment was the only reason people still watched it.

If you didn't see it within a certain age range, no point in watching it now.

I got around to watching it a couple years too late in life and the appeal was lost on me. See also: Labyrinth.

You're assuming a money-grab sequel years too late wouldn't be exactly that.

A Marvel book aimed at kids? This isn't The Onion.

For me, the bump in the road would be the part where I throw up during the trailer.

This may not be the site for you.

One great reason why people who are frustrated by superhero comics should try reading other kinds of comics where things are allowed to happen rather than rubber-banding to meet corporate brand needs.

IKR

Marville. Cletus Kasady finds an identical Carnage symbiote in the Negative Zone. The Clone Saga gets extended for another year. Marville. Nate Summers hooks up with an alternate universe clone of his own mother. Chuck Austen is hired. Marville.

And just think, in a few years he would be funding a losing company by taking out massive loans against your store.

An invisible bed. A freaky ghost bed.

Applying my tried-and-true method of just typing a number into a comment box, I calculate a net operating loss per fiscal year of $94,366.33.

………………………………………………………….wow.

Well, when I'm looking for card games for the sole purpose of replacing other card games, as a sort of vision quest, I'll check in with this article.

Goddammit, Dad, I'm trying as hard as I can!

*stares alongside bikini-wearing widows, doing nothing*

World records aside, the video of Twinkie popping 100 balloons is deeply satisfying on a spiritual level

And they keep saying, "No, no, we're getting back to the happy stuff!" Then you give it five or six issues and someone's maimed or dismembered, like they somehow forgot.

And it baffles me that people think it's some sort of point of law to be argued. I have to assume they're either young or new to the comics game, because otherwise, they're suckers.