TW has ganked a lot, and I mean a lot, of properties from their hires and acquisitions, but Constantine is the property they ganked for the apparent sole purpose of creating the most and worst garbage possible in any & every medium.

When I first heard they weren't putting "Green" in the title, I adopted this weeded hippie voice and said to the person who told me, "It's like, the arrow, it's just, like, okay, it's like… a concept…" and then they made that show.

I wish we could take the intellectual property of John Constantine and lock it away in Hell forever from the people who currently own it. I would rather see no John Constantine stories ever again than see Time Warner make money off of them. I am sure of that.

The repeat shape-of-the-beard criticisms seem a little weird. Dude's been drawn with a lot of different beards and when he first showed up in print, he didn't have one at all. I guess most people here would be familiar with the design from the Justice League cartoon, which was pretty decent. Mostly people just…

"Dark City" is a couple bad performances away from being just as bad as everything else he's done. That seems to break a lot of people's brains, the idea that sometimes a purported auteur just lucks into the right actors, but it happens all the time, I think.

If they look like the picture in this story I'm curious what your romantic life has been like lately

In a review by this writer, that puts you on par with Scorsese, Welles and the upper echelon of Dogme 95.

It's like the master description of all superhero TV shows.

"Laughably unable to catch Vandal Savage" is a constant state since presumably the guy has gotten his ass kicked every few years, at least, for all of recorded history and then some. I like the character, I like the casting, I think he's a good idea for a TV show villain and I wish this were a good TV show.

And when DC/TW has a better-populated cast of "in our future" characters than Star Trek and X-Men combined…

While this episode gave me a stroke! YOWZA

So you're socially tone-deaf and unable to grasp the nuances of contemporary life, got it

Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?

I hope they sterilize those infectious beats before they're used in a TV forensics laboratory montage.

Good Lord that is a lot of plastic surgery in that first picture.

It was pretty wild when I came into reading DC at the wrong time, then went back and looked at the Porter/Morrison JLA. I was like, wait, what? That's the same guy?

This would be lazy storytelling in a show about a grab-bag of secondary characters from two other semi-popular TV shows?

From the headline, I was pretty sure this was a story about me. Oh, well.

Video games mess with people's heads in the same way as gambling in Vegas. Combine a certain existing predilection with a deficit of hope and a pastime for most becomes a serious problem for a few, and it's the latter that floats an industry in times fat and lean.

This is a good episode but the thing where your headline pretends the characters are 100% real is weird and creepy.