I declare you the victor over whatever the hell you're talking about.

I do!

O-kay…

Sadly, the album's it's on is pretty boring.

True story, dinosaurs have been on screens practically since the birth of cinema.

I just don't think it's that memorable.

You've shown those dinosaur cartoon snobs what you're made of!

Primal Rage was so disappointing. All that detailed gross-out animation and all those quirky concepts in a game too clunky to display them.

Iron Man only came out seven years ago.

In fact, basically all the criticisms of Marvel's movies originally were criticisms of Star Trek Into Darkness

I just don't get it. You're clamoring for a corporate logo. Disincentivize that in your own head, then in the world.

This is like those people who want to "boycott" Fox until they return the X-Men to their "rightful owners", the corporate board of Disney. Fox isn't your old pal who loves Star Wars.

Wow, I was wondering if they were going to veer toward the more recent Waid Kilgrave story, which is far more interesting than Bendis's ever was. Maybe so.

Mechwarrior 2 was the game to teach me that shit was real. I'd never seen a minus world but when I realized that I could beat a fucked-up MW2 map by slapping MASC and nothing else on a Firemoth and ultra-accelerating past the ability of the game to animate it, I escaped the Matrix forever.

DW1 is such a weird, lonely game. It was almost survival horror.

My parents got CompuServe, and suddenly, I could ask anyone anything, find FAQs, and receive loads of cross-referenced misinformation about secret levels and characters that never goddamn existed.

It was a lot more fun to look at all those maps for the NES Star Wars games than it was to play them. Then again, those maps led me back to Shadowrun and to that Mickey Mouse game where his hats make him a firefighter and a mountain climber, and those were pretty good.

I'm imagining this little calligraphy card arriving that says "Owned."

"Too young to care"

My version of Bionic Commando had this bug where you couldn't jump. This famous bug was known as "Bionic Commando".