See John Travolta as a creepy John Travolta wherever John Travolta appears

I think you're giving Del Toro entirely too much credit. The guy mushes up horror schlock and dated romance in a bucket and paints in it with a roller brush on a yardstick.

You don't have to like Aaron Sorkin to suck my nuts, but it couldn't hurt.

You know, I've never had it but I bet it's a perfectly good soda that doesn't need association with your sly homophobia. Please apologize to the soda.

As I understand the culture of these people, their rage will be directed at those who expected them to celebrate Holy Communion without the Blood of Christ.

I sat there as that play collapsed and thought, this is cringe TV.

Yeah, dark/specific and power set, that's what movies need, more of whatever the hell that is. It sounds like a screwdriver commercial.

I'm gonna say it: I can't believe people want to see a TV series based on this flat, sadistic book, one of the nastiest and at the same time one of the most boring scripts Bendis ever wrote in his entire life. Maybe it will be true to his career and they'll just continue to introduce new female characters -…

Okay, but the yarn thing is about a half a game away from played out.

Blackwater… well, they have that cool name, at least! No one can take that away!

It'll likely be a pseudo-poignant and quasi-complex investigation of how having a private sector police force would be better in some ways, but with its own bad eggs, namely Hitler-type people who go TV "crazy" as no real human ever has.

That's about even with what people in the U.S. have seen of them so far.

Those liberals in the mainstream media will surely censor this groundbreaking cyber-innovation.

Dear Santa, please make this the top rated comment on this article. With regards,
Your landlord,
Don

You seem kind of agitated, is all. You may want to log off.

I liked this game. I liked when it positioned itself as your irresponsible, drunk dad. And I liked how, if you cut off your dad in mid-sentence to play the game, the game yelled at you and made your task more difficult. Help me, I'm dead inside, etc.

Never shout "rape" - always shout "HOA-incompliant turf height".

LOL

Have you seriously been sitting here for hours posting this same comment as the reply to everything you read that it is at all critical?

Because there was another column before this, by the same writer, with the same premise, and a title that was the same as this column's but with a difference of one word, and a lot of people read that column. True story.