ok, so here's a quick outline for a one act play i'm writing based on my experiences w/ this site redesign. i swear to fucking god i am not making this up, i just went to disqus (the actual site with the dashboard, not the disqus settings on avclub.com), fiddled around some more, tried to merge my two profiles…

me:  man, disqus isn't working and i'm going to lose my fucking mind if i can't leave a comment on the avclub.  in the what's on tonight feature for today, there is a picture of hoda kotb, and someone said something about "hoda the pickles, hoda the lettuce, special orders don't upset us" and i am going to absolutely…