There's something about slicing a ham at night that's so unwholesome…

And in between accidentally turning the gun over to Kyle in a pathetically clumsy Zoe manner.

I couldn't agree with Todd more on how the show is tackling race. And I too thought we were with T-Jeff and Sally Hemings for a second! It's all the Sleepy Hollow.

I totally had a McDonald's toy of that weird moon head guy

I would have no idea where to began assessing the quality of this season without Todd, so a B in solidarity.

Things are pretty real now that there's two, though.

That upvote was not a commitment to do that, btw. I don't wanna wade through the morass either.

Now she'll never trust a black person again!

That's right, AHS. Between the legs is where vaginas are. Good job.

I feel like we're headed toward an "I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back." moment with LaLaurie.

An explainabrag, if you will.

She finally went full-on Lucille Bluth for a second.

Respek

You're ahead!

Which scene?

Why is Madison so articulate and normal while Kyle XY is all Karloffy?

"I'm here to help you so you can function like a person." We've all said that to a loved one at one time or another.

Hey that's my schtick! But I should have been all over that. Well done.

That's why they call it the ax.

Everything but sawin' zombs.