Hey baby, how'dja like to merge with Disqus?

I have an extremely vague feeling of like toward Kimmel (though I think the twerking stunt engineered by his team was somewhat brilliant), but a fairly strong aversion to eating cardboard.

JEFF WINGER

This better be the theme song for Almost Human.

Get out.

Now you've gone too far.

I wish you did have it so I can see what you mean!

I'd like to take a club to the A.V. Club!

What's "the forum"? Or is that just one of those myths around here?

Yup.

(Apparently comments must have at least two characters.)

! :D

good

feels

That

I inspired someone!

I just looked briefly on my iPhone. It seemed just like on desktop, i.e, impossible to get to this page without googling and just generally weird in a way that might go beyond its newness. Comments always seemed weird and way too far left justified to me on mobile and that hasn't changed.

He might need to shut down the entire AVC—except for this one page—if he wants to get us to a million by Jan. 2.

I'd say I wish this was all a dream, but that's one of the cheapest conceits in all of fiction.

One can dream, anyway.