Long winded ramblings: I frequently picked up The Onion while it was still in print in Minneapolis. Before that, when I was in high school, I would always get it at a little bar and restaurant in the suburbs where I would sometimes see the delivery guy drop it off. He noticed I was glad when it came and once said,…

Her life is in your hands, Dave.

Just watched Lost in Translation. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Does anyone else have any comments, questions, concerns, complaints, deadpan quips, or unintelligible whispers they'd like to share?

Wow, sounds good! Also, WOLF OF WALL STREET!!!

If they're excited, I'm excited.

I might not mind a purely aesthetically minded director if their movies actually, you know, looked good.

Sorry I keep bugging you about that. I haven't even seen the other AHS seasons.

But the splashes of red and yellow in 300 and Watchmen, respectively! And all their symbolism!

Well perhaps now you can understand AHS season 3 fans.

When it comes to coasts: Is he perchance on the wrong one?

You rang?

Yes, much like
SPOILERS
The Bicycle Thieves.

Danger
Funny!

But as a beginning piano student, a little too close to home for me.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know—FUCK!

What, is it live?

Finally got it. Googling "BNL" helped my thought process somehow.

Wow, what a story. Best of luck to your sister and niece!

Sometimes I get the feeling he didn't even care for the first one!

What's this about Ignatiy Vishnevetsky?