A hearty "Fuck you!" to that guy or gal.

Guys. Guys, guys, guys, I've got it: "American Whore Story." Hahahaha! Too far? Also, I wonder what percentage of times in TV and movies "What's the matter?" has been followed up with "Cat got your tongue?" 75%?

Oh man, I've been dreaming of an uncredited Chevy cameo. Like Jeff makes some negative comment about Pierce and you just see Chevy's head popping around the doorway and he's like "Hey!" and everybody tells him to go away. That's just me.

Aw, you're so optimistic, though I think your third point is a given. :) I actually had my socks knocked off by season 3 so I'm not holding out for it to be better than that.

<rant>I brought my laptop, an HDMI cord, and an excited openness to whatever movies my heart directed me toward. But Netflix couldn't work on the big screen so I talked to some employees and they said that it's not hooked up to the internet and to just plug my laptop into the bluray player. So I unplugged the bluray…

Exactly so, young Eric! You sign up in advance to use the facilities for up to eight hours at a time. You bring your own content.

*screams girlishly* *realizes it's plastic* *laughs giddily*

Well, I'm off to watch horror movies in my apartment building's theatre for five hours until AHS comes on. Wish me terror!

Between this and the Lady Gaga/Muppets special, what a kooky Khristmas this is shaping up to be for TV! And I hope to watch all of it unfold, disaster or no.

His spelling of Nymphomaniac really got me in the funny bones.

Then you might enjoy this little joke he said a couple of times: "There's never a happy Haneke."

Well that paragraph on the '07 version alone makes it seem like a worthy idea, anyway.

My professor talked up Caché as an an endlessly interpretable film about which you can say almost anything. I'm intrigued. We might screen it later in the semester.

I don't believe you.

Wow, so many great suggestions so quickly! But none of your recommendations are on Netflix. :(

I've been watching a bunch of horror movies in honor of it being that spooky time of year. Last week in class we watched Michael Haneke's 71 Fragments in a Chronology of Chance and now I kind of wanna watch Funny Games (1997). Could anyone who's seen it let me know if it's scary at all, or is it just horrifyingly…

/comfort?

Look at me! I'm Davy Crockett!

It's more of a Shelbyville idea?

Apologies if this has already been posted here, but oh my I can't even.