I beg your unbelievable pardon.

Well what's-her-name sure screwed the pooch.

It's witchcraft, obviously.

Just like the white-winged dove I'm gon' feed yer head to a gator

Seconded. But I found its power slightly lessened by Nick saying "Bobby's pins" later.

Water it!

To everyone who's like "wha?": I plan to watch this. Who could this special possibly be for? Me, apparently.

Literal ones? That might be a must-read.

Ok, joke downvotes (like the one for this comment) are pretty funny. But they should really not be an option!

If you want to get technical it's all sunlight!

You can't disappoint an avatar!

I like rapping, but also, I don't.

I definitely agree, but after reading this all the negative feelings I felt for him because of his leaving Community dissolved. I can definitely sympathize with getting in the way of your own happiness. I hope he gets help or helps himself! Plus, people make things that are way worse public all the time.

I don't know how seriously to take it, but in Harmon's blog (brought to me in book form and signed by him—thanks for telling me about that, AV Club!) he repeatedly references rubbing a mannequin leg on his nipple as he masturbates. Maybe it's just an example of a kink. He is serious about the Real Doll that was locked…

I love when the editing starts coming in and it starts sounding like something that Fox could actually make pretty entertaining.

Goldbluming? I don't—what? What are you—

I saw Gravity! I liked it a whole lot, but I'm a little disappointed in myself that I didn't watch it with more of a critical film-savvy eye.

Yes to all that! "Wiggity-whack?" Teen Girl Squad alone has so many great lines. "Learner's Ointment!" "Ain't no teen girl."

Expecting

You mean teenagers who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant?