Be that way. Also, should game show hosts and reality stars, etc., be considered TV characters?

George is my #3.

Quick!! Who are the best TV characters of all time?? I'd say:
1. Homer Simpson
2. Walter White

Every year the leaves start to changing and I get a hankerin' to consume some slightly spooky autumnal New Englandy early Americana-ish media. Something Nathaniel Hawthornesque or Washingtonian Irving. Does anyone who's seen the pilot think Sleepy Hollow would wet my whistle?

I could totally see this, except I fear we've seen the last of Gretchen and Elliot (good news for them) and we have no indication that they ever left the ABQ. I've been wanting the very end to be Jesse killing Walt, but I never considered it could be a mercy killing. That's interesting.

Or he read the comments.

Esther wasn't so bad. She was kind of like, "I get that everything's really powerful but I don't exactly know why it's happening and I'm scared," which, if I'm being honest, would probably be my thoughts on this episode if it was only the sixth BB I'd seen. But of course, I wouldn't then be writing about it on a…

*Meth whore. Have some decency.

Yeah, that Stones cover and Nick threatening to strangle that kid to death (even though it was too dark) were probably my favorite Mexico bits. And Jess's hair.

I don't get that at all either. Some people must have a bug up their butt.

Um, the first several Beatles albums?

I'd like to know.

♫ Puzzlin'! ♫

I just watched New Girl. I thought it was hilarious, but I was actually a little disappointed by the Nick and Jess stuff (it just seemed a little goofy, even for them), while I thought Schmidt was on fire. I don't know if Max Greenfield has ever had such a high percentage of his line readings be so nectar.

Tell me you wouldn't read: http://www.theonion.com/art…

Dear Breaking Bad:

Are you fuckin' tellin' me I missed New Girl? What kind of a monster am I?

I perused the comments and noticed a mention of nudity. I just pulled up the pilot on Netflix and I'll be damned. I can't believe I never noticed before that she was topless. Huh.

Lest we forget: When Lydia was talking to Todd about getting the quality of the meth up for the benefit of her Czech buyers at the beginning of “To'hajiilee,” his offer to have Jack "smooth things over" with the Slavic types betrayed a feeling that Todd sensed she may be in some kind of danger. I think Lydia may be in…

Um, no way. I really resent that. AVC isn't older than the Onion!