Caraway seeds are from the devil.  You're on notice.

Is your friend Paulie Walnuts?

Is your friend Paulie Walnuts?

"in football, we could match up with anyone.”

"in football, we could match up with anyone.”

Yeah. Seriously shat all over the whole thing. But still…Angela Bettis.

Yeah. Seriously shat all over the whole thing. But still…Angela Bettis.

I know Bryan Fuller is revered as a god around here, but after seeing his TV adaptation of Carrie, I remain unimpressed (despite being madly in love with Angela Bettis).

I know Bryan Fuller is revered as a god around here, but after seeing his TV adaptation of Carrie, I remain unimpressed (despite being madly in love with Angela Bettis).

Agree.

Agree.

"mum once thought the best way to bring that point home was to ask whether we'd like to see HER dance & writhe around like Madonna"

"mum once thought the best way to bring that point home was to ask whether we'd like to see HER dance & writhe around like Madonna"

Mine is pretty minor and actually kinda subtle and probably says more about my own personal hang-ups than anything else.  Me, mom, and dad were watching an old Taxi rerun on Nick at Nite.  It was the episode where Latka and one of the female drivers are stuck in a cab in the snow.  They decide to have sex to survive. …

Mine is pretty minor and actually kinda subtle and probably says more about my own personal hang-ups than anything else.  Me, mom, and dad were watching an old Taxi rerun on Nick at Nite.  It was the episode where Latka and one of the female drivers are stuck in a cab in the snow.  They decide to have sex to survive. …

So you're literally blaming the victim?  Awesome.

So you're literally blaming the victim?  Awesome.

Y'all's wives suck.  They ever hear of a little thing called The Kids In The Hall?

Y'all's wives suck.  They ever hear of a little thing called The Kids In The Hall?

Gazebo?