No shit, right?  I live in Moon Township, Keith totally could've stopped by on his way to the airport.

No shit, right?  I live in Moon Township, Keith totally could've stopped by on his way to the airport.

Yo Sheila.  Here.  It's the cure for AIDS.  Sorry about last night, girl.

Yo Sheila.  Here.  It's the cure for AIDS.  Sorry about last night, girl.

More like R&B GOLDEN SHOWER.

More like R&B GOLDEN SHOWER.

I tell that joke all the time (always giving Ms. Silverman proper credit, of course).  Even my parents think it's funny.

I tell that joke all the time (always giving Ms. Silverman proper credit, of course).  Even my parents think it's funny.

That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

You know what this means…de Havilland claims the prize!

You know what this means…de Havilland claims the prize!

But how will it compare to Mandingo 2: The Enslavening?

But how will it compare to Mandingo 2: The Enslavening?

The Maine lobster roll would also be an acceptable winner.  And I know it's blasphemy among a certain sect, but In n Out Burger just…isn't that great.  Whataburger is better.

The Maine lobster roll would also be an acceptable winner.  And I know it's blasphemy among a certain sect, but In n Out Burger just…isn't that great.  Whataburger is better.

Primanti's fucking rules.  If the winner isn't either Primanti's or the New Orleans poboy or muffaletta, then Travel Channel and Adam Richman can all go motherfuck themselves.

Primanti's fucking rules.  If the winner isn't either Primanti's or the New Orleans poboy or muffaletta, then Travel Channel and Adam Richman can all go motherfuck themselves.

I would  watch the fuck out of that.

I would  watch the fuck out of that.