Oh how I hope Santa brings me Bag O' Vipers this year!

Faye Dunaway in Bonnie & Clyde

Lasties!
My only last-minute shopping is for one more CD for my wife's stocking. I'm thinking the new Kanye West album.

Wrong, Pun. Spearmint is the kind that tastes like old people medicine. Wintergreen and Peppermint are the ones that taste like candy.

One worm kill world.

Charleston Chew owns. I hate you so much, hollyhox.

I think burgerland just got himself a job.

Wow, RandomRage. That's a blurb for the DVD box right there:

I wouldn't call my wife "hipsterish", per se, Michael. I do "come upon" her puss from time to time, though. And I love her very much.

You've never felt the touch of a flesh-and-blood woman in your life.

Much as I love Julianne Moore, I am so, so, so very glad they went with Elizabeth Banks. Nancy annoyed the shit out of me and ruined every episode she appeared in.

I can do nothin for ya, son…

Canucks
The Joe Pesci Show sketch with Jim Carrey was incredible. Consider:

These are usually pretty spoiler-free. You should be okay to listen.

Hold on…
Wait just a fucking second…

NO!
IT IS A FARGATE!

Y'all heard it here first: Mel Gibson wants to be like Charlie Parker, African-American heroin addict. Please, God, let that get written up somewhere Mel Gibson can read it.

Tron
That grade does not make me want to see how Tron is livin'. For the city.

No Bellucci, no fucking sale.

Consistency
"preposterous characters lurching through painfully contrived scenarios"