A prize goes to the first person to take a picture of a homeless dude running erratically down the street while 20 white people clutching their iPads follow close behind, trying their best to run and blog about SXSW simultaneously.

Yeah, some of them are pretty obvious misgnomers.

James Franco is the white Dawes.

See what you did, Jimmy Buffett?  Cookie Monster eats because you make him sad.

And there…on the door handle…was A HOOK!!!

Can a bacterial billboard go viral, or is that too much of a contradiction?

What @avclub-2a2040a6a499810b8c049fbd3a5b8840:disqus  said, but to elaborate: on a typical mix-tape, rappers elect to rhyme over someone else's beats or uncleared samples.  Therefore you couldn't legally sell it in the first place.  It's an easy way for rappers to get their names out there while rhyming over beats…

Because he's actually quoting Lobsters.

Come out vagina, don't let it wait!

This guy.  He's like Charlie Sheen for people who minor in English.

I always thought he looked like Guy Whats-his-name: the guy that eats all of the cheeseburgers on the Food Network.

So, Lady Gaga gave Taylor Swift a VD. I'm just making sure we're all on the same page here.

What a bunch of assholes. I like 30 Rock because I want a stable, loving relationship. Also, thanks to the new rules, we may not hear from the hot, young doctor/nurse who's always looking for love in the comments section. This was his/her big chance!

@The Narrator Returns: Tyler is a rapper whose every other move is reported in the Newswire. Be nice to the staff and try not to point this fact out when they refer to him as "endlessly hyped by the media" in their next review of his music.

I'm a Star Trek/Sarah Palin mash-up.

*looks around for everyone's reaction to ElDan's comment

I apologize in advance.
Now I ain't sayin' you a mass-grave diggah!

you really got a good thing goin here, dont you

We don't get it, Worrywort. Wait. We see what we did there.

Wait a second…
So, we're going to review this and snub "Legendary Weapons?" Is this how it goes down now?