So, if this were a AV Club comments festival….
Who would play? I'm guessing ZMF as a nostalgia act, and maybe the "Who?" girl from way back when. Who else?

Co-sign on the shittyness of this. At least Dawes was beige-ly inoffensive. What the fuck is this? I feel like we're being trolled by some hipster version of payola.

Wow.
I really enjoyed this piece about a jazz musician's neglected legacy from a site that I've never seen review a jazz album ever. And no, doing "Gateways" for musicians that have been dead for decades doesn't count. Yeah, it sure is a shame that Coltrane's legacy isn't honored, time to go read the the newest…

Much like that new oldplay song, you say? AMIRITE?

I honestly thought this might be an album from a Wu-Tang D-teamer. Like, one of Cappadonna's weed carriers or something like that. Instead, it sounds like Tom Waits joined The Helio Sequence. Oh, well.

RZA also tweeted that it would be out in Fall 2010, so yeah. If he produces more than a few tracks I'll be shocked. Come to think of it, if Liquid Swords 2 ever comes out, I'll be shocked. Even though GZA's a great lyricist, he has nowhere near the ear for beats that Ghost or even Raekwon has, which is why his…

If there were ever a time for the YouTube gimmick poster, it is now.

How could you ask a thing like that?

I thought 3-D was saved by the nice Oriental fellows who made that porno in China.