they probably have a shit ton of nuclear plant meltdowns and hazardous chemical storage ruptures that their environment is no piece of cake

The Mad LIbs fit nicely into the overall theme of "make up whatever story you want"

Bush II ads against McCain in South Carolina, heavily implying that he had an out of wedlock black baby, were a big part of his winning the primary

how edgy

sooo… fungible karmic shame?

*insert creepy family photo that I am too scared to Google*

BUT DOZE EMAILS…

It's a retroactive preexisting condition

Did you just verbally Instagram your freezer?

The eating is definitely the best part

They shot their load already

Also, "Home Improvement" actually did not improve homes during the final 8 seasons

*fans self languonously*

A spite abortion?

One in which Mike Pence is the 46th POTUS

How is babby formed?

"Selina wanted a good relationship with her daughter,"

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/…

what's - there's something going on with your eye?

Should be pretty easy to make him some delayed age - he even had a Chekov's memory of "a 3rd grade reading level in the 10th grade". So the average intern is 22 +7 = 29 at the beginning of the series. And that was 6 years prior, so he is easily 35