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make sure pass it before the CBO can tell you how many millions will lose health coverage, too

right - if they were going to bring up drone strikes or NSA surveillance or giving Wall Street a pass on the financial meltdown, then fine let's talk, but they always just insist on paranoid nonsense

HOW DID YOU ESCAPE YOUR LOCAL DEATH PANEL?

I would kind of like next Season to dump Selina, Gary, Mike etc and just focus on the Congressional venue with Ben, Kent, Jonah and his fiancee, with Furlong as a recurring regular.

An Isle without Daylight Saving Time

I am enjoying her in the show so much

I impregnated my wife like 2 days after she stopped taking the pill, so I am packing heat!

When conservatives do bad things, like Rush being a huge drug addict or Congressmen who run off to Argentina with their mistresses, it's the fault of the overly-permissive liberal "society". You know, personal responsibility.

the Kevin James path to Universal Empathy

Die Bart Die

like when Trump spent months bragging about how Mexico was going to pay for the wall, and then when he finally met the Mexican President in person he never even brought it up.

sleep fires tend to mean death by CO poisoning before the flames

yeah, but not about gun control or mental health or anything like that. Now they are "woke" to the danger of armies of violent liberals because of this one guy.

Yeah the "praise me for adhering to basic norms of civilized conduct" appeal

Proctology Times

One of the most clarifying scales to distinguish liberals from conservatives tends to be "how much empathy can you generate for people not in your immediate social/culture bubble?"

a 42 year old geologist?

I finally got an SNES controller with a USB plug, so I am going to dust off my emulator(s) and play some old school NES and SNES games with my 5 year old

Wow, that is less time putting up a defense than the average toxicologically-assaulted Cosby rape victim

We need a troupe of actors to put on a show at the White House about an alpha male chief executive (with gigantic manly hands) - let's call him President Brump - and how he colluded with foreign powers to influence an election