Falla-tio?

Scrooge McDuck has $42 quintillion dollars, according to the dimension of his cartoon money vault.

It helps that his son is a factory owner

Not enough shards of broken glass and bugs

I want them Starwiped off the face of the earth

Obviously. It's wasn't payment for something he was asking her to do in the future, it was for something she had already done. Refusing the money didn't save any sealife from the OmniNet - if anything, it just gave him more money to reinvest in the company.

The biggest plot hole in this show is that Tyrell is alive but not banging his ridiculously hot wife.

What's with the weird hair color?

So laws are now deemed Unconstitutional by random message board commentators, not courts?

Now you're on the trolley…

And lo, Gilgamesh played his Squirtle card, and with its mighty Torrent attack did lay Enkidu low.

Didn't Blizzard pretty much rip off most of the Starcraft story/setting from Warhammer 40K?

"I am Spartacus!"

Maybe it's a subtle treatise on narcissism and entitlement?

In deed

Castlevania II felt like it was half empty rooms…

HAVE AT YOU!

Oh, god, I was so annoyed when I found out about the whole Zelda split-timeline thing.

Zelda II squishes the enitrity of Zelda I into the southwest corner of its map (not very convincingly, but whatever), so yes it is frontier-like

She's certainly no Amazing Amy!