Sounds like a 90's SNL Adam Sandler character.

She made me hit puberty again, and I'm 37.

Funny how Mr Robot manipulated him into refusing the first time: "What do you think she'll do when she finds out he's dead?", maybe knowing that she would then… sweeten the pot?

La Femme Nikita remake, maybe?

I believe it was "terrifying snake monster", but yes it fits the bill perfectly.

I find it hard to enjoy watching something with closed captioning, because I can't help quickly reading ahead and then getting impatient for the characters to say their lines.

Oh, I was watching it on an airplane while trying to get a handjob from my wife, so I may have missed that part.

The registration thing kind of paled in comparison to the (SPOILERS?) fact that Bucky was set up as a stooge. Once CA bothered to share that information, everyone was kind of on board with going after that one guy who set everything into play. Until the whole convenient mommy-cide videotape came into play.

A gymnast, Jerry…. a gymnast!

obviously?

Is there any appeal, story-wise, to this game? The idea of just going to random planets, collecting resources and taking pictures, sounds like it would get old fast. I played Spore for about 2 hours after I got to Space, and never picked it up again.

Clear proof that Avery Brooks was, in fact, a time traveler.

The A.V. Club

ah the old "trick someone into being in your movie by mailing them a sack full of used condoms" scheme. classic.

I like to pretend that Mega Man has the voice and mental capacity of BMO from Adventure Time

right- "not funny" and "can't run a panel"

This is obviously because of entrenched racism, and not because LW isn't funny and can't run a panel to save his life, right?

Counterpoint: I enjoy Real Time with Bill Maher

Yeah, does BM not realize that most of the groans are because a given joke is tired and stale, not because it's too "edgy" for people?

meh…. that whole series puttered out in the most unsatisfying way.