Is there nothing those handsome scoundrels won't resort to?

It depends on how they presented it. If it was "Here is a broadcast of the ongoing 2016 Fireworks show in the Capitol", then it's shitty to subtly insert old footage to make it "better". But if it's "Here's some fucking fireworks because its the 4th of July", then it's less of a big deal.

how do you avoid putting your remote control in your mouth?

You've got a problem with super-weaving?

To let people talk about the Supergirl-fucking horse

"Did he find the… uhh, *other* pictures?"

you were with it before then?

The laundry soap behemoth formed by Tide and All

don't set a bad conflict resolution example for your imaginary daughter

I… have?

People usually have their own shit going on, and, meaning this in the least snarky way possible, you aren't as important to them as you think you are. Everyone thinks of themselves as the protagonists in their own lives, while you are just an extra to most people.

Uggghh… as a straight dude I don't want to be too critical, but are LGBT people really going to go back and demand retroactive ideological purity from every politician on this issue?

Really? Hillary went to the heterosexual version of KKK meetings?

She looks like one of those hot chicks that have inexplicably bad-smelling vaginas.

except that he can't grab one-handedly grab anything larger than a golf ball

America's oldest brewery - good old Yuengling

I am such a huge pothead when I have it around, but once I'm out and consciously don't re-up, I really don't miss it at all.

Dear Dan Savage…

Name one good human being to be elected President. I will give you Jimmy Carter - name someone else.

okay…. influenza and Ebola are both viruses. Which one would you rather contract?