He got black Stark hair from Lyanna

Try acting

oh right, my bad.

He did some pretty crazy stuff before that, though.

I can't see Davos going before confronting Mel about Shireen - she was like his entire emotional arc.

Also, are we sure Arya and Sansa are sisters? They look nothing alike…

Well, they kept the crazy skinning people on the DL during the time of peace and a strong king, but evil tends to become uninhibited in a chaotic environment with no central authority.

Smalljon didn't betray anyone. He refused to help Jon and Sansa, but gave them the courtesy of listening to them, and not imprisoning them or sending them to Ramsay.

I know "no one is safe" and all that, but narratively speaking I cannot see the point of keeping Rickon hanging out in the wings for 3 seasons just to kill him. Sansa and Jon don't need any more motivation to kill Ramsay.

There are some straight out stone cold English foxes - Kate Beckinsale, Helen Mirren in her day, Kate MIddleton

Why do all these fucking comedians have to swear so goddamn much?

yeah, and there's enough other hot red priestess in Mereen that could come over to Westros with Dany and do the hot priestess thing.

I would watch a short webseries about "c0diator the kind-hearted bookie"

I find her "striking" rather than pretty. In some shots she looks very fetching and other times she just looks weird.

I like it when hegemonic imperialists aren't afraid to get their hands dirty.

Her name is Satin Bloom, and she has the vulva of an angel…

you mean the "c" word?

God to hear, that actor had all the charisma of a bag of broken glass.

Jesus Christ AV Club. I understand the concept of page-views and clickbait and advertising revenue, but you can let a day go by without a fucking gratuitous GoT post.

Your toys do come to life at night, but instead of getting into whimsical adventure they just mock you and your life choices.