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With all the hours you've wasted playing pretend podiatry on cartoon characters, you could have graduated from real cartoon podiatry school!

that's… kind of what the joke was.

The feeling is mutual.

The Constitutional authors were well known for their theatrical flourishes of airy rhetoric.

The alliteration overrides the redundancy.

she wasn't complimenting Gary, she was trying to rationalize the event being "family only".

While at the same time refusing to allow any increase in public resources to screen or treat mental illness

Nah, "strict originalist" Antonin Scalia decided that the "well regulated militia" thing was just there as window dressing

the dancing community?

It's like when they finally get years of accumulated evidence to take some vicious gangster to trial, and he comes into court in a wheelchair and with an oxygen tank.

because she let her emotions get in the way. she could have wrapped things up half a dozen times, and just let herself enjoy the hunt.

Because the writers were done with him.

I guess most mysterious organizations tend to be, when you peel back the layers of mystery, but they just lost all semblance of competence and capacity under the slightest bit of scrutiny.

I could have used a bit more of a noble last stand of a compelling character, and less "Evening at the Mereen Improv"

my theory - the world is "round", but on the inner surface of a globe rather than the outer

Maybe he rowed so far West he will end up in Asshai…

Cersei hits on 20

Gary Busey took out my appendix! At least he said he was Gary Busey…

If walder Frey has too many of anything, it is grandchildren. Even the Tully name wouldn't matter if Riverrun was his by royal decree.

I don't blame Blackfish for not agreeing to the idiotic plan of trusting that Jaime would let them go, and then marching through hundreds and hundreds of miles of hostile-held territory, by which point Jon Snow and Co probably would have already attacked Winterfell (and lost)