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"Not me!"

"First, I'll dull her knife on my intestines…"

A girl has wasted enough time on a pointless side quest.

The only person she managed to outmanuver was Ned Stark, which doesn't really say much.

no, just let it go. it was a stupid idea to begin with

Cersei's children only ruled because everyone thought they were Robert's. Her uterus has no special royal powers on its own.

Yeah I wouldn't write her off yet. The fact that Brienne kept Jaime's sword still marks her as a Lannister lackey.

Varys is probably going to Dorne, Danerys's natural allies. There is nothing for Dany in the North (besides white walkers for her dragons to burn, but she doesn't know that)

Don't forget Tommon reading his declaration off a telepromter

God Joffrey was fun to hate, he just had this perfect shit-eating grin and sparkle in his eyes. Made even better by how everyone in the show kept saying what a great guy the actor really was.

Who liked to shoot whores with a crossbow

I've read this as a description of Reagan's Administration.

I was hoping Blackfish would say "I don't see Edmure Tully, I see a Frey imposter"

No

"You've ignored all your lessons, never grasped our true nature or philosophy, actively betrayed us twice, and killed your mentor. Congratulations!"

Sansa's plan was ridiculous. Even if Riverrun was not actively under siege, its still thousands of miles away from Winterfell, across lands controlled by the Lannisters, the Freys, the Neck (uncertain loyalty) and the Bolton-held North.

"It turns out that religion is just a made-up farce used to control people, my Queen."

For me, the most unbelievable thing about Tommen's "conversion" was that it took place in the absence of Margery, when Cersei had Tommen all to herself to manipulate and mold as she saw fit. What on Earth was she doing all day, that let him fall under the sway of the High Sparrow?

I'm surprised you had the guts to make that comment

They could have easily modified that scene to make it less obvious that Arya would have "really" died of sepsis. Like the Waif get in just one stab before Arya backheads her, instead of the good half dozen (plus the knife twist) that would have surely hit something vital. Or Arya was expecting her, and was wearing…