If Tommen has genuinely become a "convert", it is entirely Cersei's fault. Tommen specifically came to her like 3 episodes ago and asked her to teach him how to rule. What has she been spending her time doing besides trying to teach him (especially now that Margery has not been around to counterdict her)?

Didn't Tyrion use all the wildfire at the Blackwater?

Why do you even bother jumping out of the cake anymore?

oh right

oh. ugh.

I was just muttering this to myself this morning, thanks.

What is the controversy about Johnny Depp? Has-been versus never-was?

ALSO WHY DO WE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHEN YOU ARE JUST ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH?

I, contrarian extraordinaire, support all wars but hate the individual soldiers who fight in them.

I think there is plenty of middle ground there

Still doing God's work over at IASIP

it's nice that they could stay friends.

how does a dinosaur masturbate with those short arms?

Texas knows firsthand the danger of allowing politically subversive immigrants into their country, seeing that it their own origin story.

I miss the frakes commentor on the TNG classic reviews

*David Spade surreptitiously watches his mourning wife eulogize him after faking his own death*

You should read the article about how John Oliver OBLITERATED the Spelling Bee Industry!

LET ME KNOW IF YOU MANAGE TO EAT THAT BURGER. OR ANY BURGERS.

MAYBE HE WILL DROP THAT BURGER ON THE FLOOR AND YOU CAN RUN OVER AND EAT THE BURGER BEFORE HE PICKS THE BURGER BACK UP?

Girls, Lisa - boys kiss girls!