I remember reading that the actor who played Billy was trying to engage in some hardball negotiating tactics with the producers for more money. His agent probably told him, "They can't have a Battlestar Galactica without Billy!"

"I demand more than one but less than three ferns!"

Boston is pretty liberal, but the western half of MA is pretty much Deliverance country.

I won't put it beyond Trump to institute a "government in exile" for "real Americans" if he loses.

Still not direct enough: "Well Donald, maybe you could tell us why you cheated on your wife?"

you should just start taking mass transit to the strip club, then

If #NeverTrump had managed to get behind a Jeb or a Chrisitie then maybe, but having Ted Cruz as your paladin isn't going to work so well.

Would probably write off a lot of the kids as future gang bangers, too

Snark aside, what do you consider to be HRC running a "good campaign"?

"Most of the reasons Hillary has high unfavorability numbers are bunk, and she can do a lot to change that if she runs a decent campaign; "

Oh good, someone banking on the logic and good sense of the American people. Now let's all enjoy some Hot Pockets and see where this leads…

The Sentinels were obviously a sweetheart no-bid military contract

You've never seen the Westminster Dog show?

you would need to print them on high quality paper

good comment/avatar synergy

that's good advice, but it requires a cool head and not getting fazed in the moment.

The worst advice people can give a bullied kid is "ignore the bully and he will go away."

that would be awesome.

Dude, I know we hate him and all, but he is under Secret Service protection. Just be careful what you say.

Guys, I will also not be appearing on Jimmy Kimmel's show tonight.