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Its a little different.

GIVE HER THE CHECK

When I was in high school I kept trying to convince the theater director to do 1776, but he never would because there are only 1-2 parts for women, and the ratio of females:males trying out for the musicals at that time was about 10:1. I told him just to have all the girls play the men in the play and vice versa. They…

In all his glory, yes.

I am tidy for Babar.

And he gained like 50 pounds.

don't eat pork, not even with a fork.

The Boys of Summer is a great fucking song assholes, actually listen to it.

Ice Cube was great in Anaconda. Out-acted Jon Voight.

This interview makes Terry Crews seem like the best guy ever, which makes me feel happy.

those sound like black people problems, amirite fellas?

After reading the plot of the Fountainhead on wikipedia, I have come to the conclusion that AYN RAND IS A CUNT

Horchata is a crappy song but I pretty much love the shit out of vampire weekend.

I am firmly convinced an Outrun movie would work.

"Elvis is Alive"
"Thinks his Ska band will finally take off" who then runs into "will only date guys in a band"

Actually, "gay Barney" would be the best possible joke they could do. I mean, just like Barney but acts that way with guys.

I'm sure the people who made this did not try to homage WANTED, a movie no one actually liked.

Someone's never been the yearly RenFair in New York every August.