Seriously. Answer for your crimes, Christians. Does someone force you to watch movies like this? Is there a commandment somewhere that I don't know about?

Don't know about cult, but definitely a pretty vocal fan club.

I remember this movie being great, and also so brutal that I couldn't imagine watching it again. Honestly I've forgotten most of the details, but a few key scenes are just total gut punches.

David Fahrenthold is the Washington Post reporter who broke the Billy Bush story. He's also done a lot of other excellent reporting on Trump's, um, charity work.

Holy shit am I looking forward to this. Any word on director?

Yes, helpful indeed. I'm dying to find out what DNA-related gibberish the screenwriters can cobble together to explain this superhero's magical movie powers. Maybe an Eternity Stone from a planet that revolves around a fuschia sun fell into a vat of radioactive pangolin DNA? And then it was struck by lightning,…

> In a city where you can’t throw a rock and not hit a Jewish deli

Not going to look, no way, uh uh. Would rather have goatse tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.

Shia is a fine actor. If he ages out of his seemingly infinite douchiness, he will have a long career. This is a prediction, by the way, not a "defense." My guess is that his antics are more irritating to the AV Club commentariat than to the Transformers-watching public, and he's well poised for a "career…

Dumb question — what does it mean for him to have produced the final season? Didn't the show already have producers? I always thought producer was more of an executive role than a functional role — how does one become a producer on something that already exists?

I actually haven't seen the show in years, but I did watch Team America, which had been billed to me as brilliant satire of American foreign policy. And, yes, I expected a fair amount of "both sides are dumb" jokes. But the amount of lazy hippie-punching was sort of staggering, and if I recall, the movie hinged on an…

Heh. I'm never sure how to feel about these guys. On the one hand, they are funny. And they do add to the diversity of opinion on TV, which I generally think is a good thing, even if I don't agree with everything they say.

I haven't seen this movie since it was in the theater, but I vaguely recall Tom Arnold saying at some point, "Women, can't live with them, can't kill them!" Even at the time, this seemed…problematic. I also remember a scene in which JLC drops an automatic weapon down some stairs and manages to kill every terrorist in…

Hey, that's my line, except I prefer "damp."

That's right, "guy"…

You can do a lot worse than a book like The Harvard Guide to Men's Health, which is fairly bullshit-free. I'm not suggesting that everything in there is guaranteed to be correct (that's an impossible bar), just that it's more likely to accurately reflect what is known now. And even if you're a woman, the nutrition…

Yeah, no kidding. Does anyone care about this? Also, what is the tone of this show supposed to be? Are they going for gritty realism? I never paid much attention to the original, but I remember it being somewhat knowingly campy. Maybe that's wrong, though — maybe it played pretty straight in the 1920s or whenever it…

> I'm sorry, who are you again? Going around the internet giving people permission to be things?

You referred to the subject of the interview as a doll-faced idiot. I'm not sure what you were expecting people to take away from your post, but there's a small possibility that you're not the clever one in this thread.

There's a natural foods store near me that I shop at sometimes because the produce is good, and I once asked them if they sold vegetable oil to go along with the artisanal popcorn I was about to purchase. I was informed that they didn't, because vegetable oil is unhealthy. Which is sort of weird enough to begin with,…