> I don't buy that the pizzabon was that terrible.

I don't eat in pizza chains either (because I'm so fucking fancy), but I'm deeply skeptical that most mom and pops are a step up. Pizza seems unfuck-up-able in principle (bread, tomato sauce, cheese, bake), yet mountains of evidence point to the contrary: pizza is incredibly hard to do well.

I don't eat in pizza chains either (because I'm so fucking fancy), but I'm deeply skeptical that most mom and pops are a step up. Pizza seems unfuck-up-able in principle (bread, tomato sauce, cheese, bake), yet mountains of evidence point to the contrary: pizza is incredibly hard to do well.

Yeah, likewise. Has anybody here seen the movie? Worth it? @avclub-453ac9fed59401be6d4822ec76468936:disqus up above and his wife walked out, which doesn't encourage me.

Yeah, likewise. Has anybody here seen the movie? Worth it? @avclub-453ac9fed59401be6d4822ec76468936:disqus up above and his wife walked out, which doesn't encourage me.

I feel like Sean overlooked a perfectly good opportunity to riff on some of the illegal activities that LaBeouf's penis will be engaging in. This was a big old meatball lobbed over the snark plate, and it was just left hanging there, so to speak.

I feel like Sean overlooked a perfectly good opportunity to riff on some of the illegal activities that LaBeouf's penis will be engaging in. This was a big old meatball lobbed over the snark plate, and it was just left hanging there, so to speak.

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Correction: Muhhhh muhhh muhhh The Batman!

I clicked.

I clicked.

Gran Torino was terrible, and this looks equally terrible. Every goddamned beat in this movie was packed into the trailer. It looks like this is set up to be the anti-Moneyball ("Durn computers don't know spit about baseball!"), the problem being that Moneyball won that particular argument pretty definitively.

Gran Torino was terrible, and this looks equally terrible. Every goddamned beat in this movie was packed into the trailer. It looks like this is set up to be the anti-Moneyball ("Durn computers don't know spit about baseball!"), the problem being that Moneyball won that particular argument pretty definitively.

I did meet him, and he was a bit of an asshole. I won't generalize and say that he is an asshole, but he was certainly an asshole on that occasion. Admittedly, I asked him a pretty basic question about evolutionary biology in order to have an excuse to say something to him during a book-signing event, which I'm sure…

I did meet him, and he was a bit of an asshole. I won't generalize and say that he is an asshole, but he was certainly an asshole on that occasion. Admittedly, I asked him a pretty basic question about evolutionary biology in order to have an excuse to say something to him during a book-signing event, which I'm sure…

I'm kind of shocked I had to scroll this far down to get the first "Ew, gross!" comment. This is not the internet I thought I knew.

I'm kind of shocked I had to scroll this far down to get the first "Ew, gross!" comment. This is not the internet I thought I knew.

This book and its sequel absolutely horrified me when I was a kid. I read them in elementary school, so I must have been about 11. Anyhow, I remember very little of the books other than the name "Emile Janza," which is apparently still burned into my brain some 25 years later.

This book and its sequel absolutely horrified me when I was a kid. I read them in elementary school, so I must have been about 11. Anyhow, I remember very little of the books other than the name "Emile Janza," which is apparently still burned into my brain some 25 years later.

I was a Sam Mendes skeptic, but these trailers are absolutely killing it. I actually like the teasers better, but consider me both cautiously and visibly optimistic.