I've actually seen the MacGruber movie and I can attest to the fact that it is hysterical. Val Kilmer kills it as the baddie, and Forte is the man. I highly recommend everyone go see it.

I instantly thought of "My Boyfriend's Back" when they said Zombies can't be sexy. My question is when will they do "My Boyfriend's Back…Again!", and do you think they can get Philip Seymour Hoffman and Matthew Fox again?

I know this is terrible and groan inducing…
But I would love to have Bono call me on my Sweetest Day. (cheesy stand-up voice) I think it would go…something…like this:

This Movie is Awful
I had the pleasure? of screening this for a few of the producers during post-production. I remember thinking it was comically bad, but not comically bad enough to enjoy. What was truly fascinating was the conversation they had afterward where it was apparent that nobody in the room had a clue…

I love the Caruso-ism as well. The only other way to go with it would be:

That's What I'm Talking About
I have ZERO desire to sit through Transformers 2, but I would sleep outside the the theatre to be the first to see what Amelie has proposed. I mean if you are going to bastardize Transformers and film in general, why not go all out? Why not do something like "Shoot 'Em Up" or the…

A Deal Is A Deal
Amelie, you held up your end of The Great Facinelli deal. I am starting fertility drugs as we speak.

ask, not asked. I'm still getting used to this "proofreading" thing that is all the rage outside of the midwest and the south.

Fucking Kansas
Now I have a new reason to give people when they asked why I moved from Kansas. Ugh, my home state is awful.