Trailer
For me the most egregious part of the trailer was that we see shots of Jennifer Aniston at the office, wearing glasses. Then we're introduced to the collision course with wackiness premise and cut to Jennifer Aniston, who looks totally hot and junk, and SHE'S NOT WEARING GLASSES ANYMORE! And Adam Sandler has…

Well played.

She can do better than him, but he can't do better than her.

That doesn't make any sense. All these people, ostensibly, paid good money to attend a Prince concert. This isn't your community theater where actor's family members reluctantly participate.

Anything in the visible spectrum too mainstream for you guys? Screw all y'all, blue wavelengths 'til I die!

The key is to have an activation codeword, so the machine knows when to listen. Like in the movies, where they're all like, "Computer, do such and such." The word could be Computer, or Television, or Night Cheese. An example of this technology is the Xbox 360 Kinect's voice-activation feature.

No chanting!

He had one job to do! His incompetence and rejection will endure forever!

"You go, Glenn Coco!"
Except here, it's Sean O'Neal.

Hey, you're pretty good!

It's after the apocalypse, no one's hiring!

Where are the stray observations?
Where are they? At least have the decency to play music over the last 2 paragraphs of the review while you exchange meaningful glances with your readership.

Girls don't poop neither.

*steps on rake*

Channing Tatum
This man was obviously cast for his unparalleled ability to make the nipples of women hard.

The answer is yes, by the way.

"I'll take eight!"

Based on the apology in Newswire, it seems that those associated with the AV Club have the ability to phase through time and space.

…but Captain Needa dies! He dies!

Hey, the alt-text says "The cast of 30 Rock in happier times." You snarky bastard!