People Got a Lotta Nerve
to be throwing stuff, especially when there's no chicken wire.

Reference Machine
"You're going to want to get a short haircut. Resist that urge."

All Canadians of a certain age are in a band
Emily Haines be singing. Metric and a Broken Social Scene song that she leads. Plus, her recent contribution to the Twilight Eclipse soundtrack, which I'd rather not mention but am forced to cite in order to create the appearance of a trend, much like a NY Times style…

Source Tags and Codes
People studying the English language in the future will look at Twitter and think that our verbs were conjugated with # in front of them.

How about a poster with a luridly illustrated Michael Bay above the words: "This man is a MONSTER" Sub-head: "Destroy him"

"Are YOU making a movie YOU would want to see?"

The Hours? They should call this thing The Weeks.

This is the kind of civility that keeps me coming back to the AVC Comments.

You got "served." From a technical standpoint, I suppose.

"Ooh! A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!"

My understanding was that in order to join The Flaming Lips on stage for Houston's Summerfest, you'd have to be holding one of the really expensive VIP passes. Same for Girl Talk the night before.

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"

I had an idea for a sitcom where a fat man is married to an inexplicably hot woman.

Live
I am really glad that The Flaming Lips decided to grace the City of Houston with their live performance. Everything you've ever heard about how awesome they are live is true, with the psychedelic vagina from space, the coolest gong ever, and Mr. Coyne's inflatable crowd-surfing hamster ball. I stood in the mud…

GET OFF MY PLANE!

Mr. O'Neal's comment is rather humorous if you read it in the Rich Texan's voice.

If I Were to Play This Single on My Beat Up iPod
The Situation
The Situation
The Situation - Single

I move that we requisition some sausages, and pass a resolution honoring Jimmy Dean. But the sausages first.

An insidious way to complete the 50-state project.

"Awkward Small-Talk: The Motion Picture!"