"This isn't a war, it's a murder."

Conceit
Clearly, this film is intended to take place approximately 4 tenths of the way between Die Hard: With a Vengeance and Live Free or Die Hard.

Whoops, now my work productivity will drop precipitously as I read a bunch of lists.

Hear, hear!

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"Write some original songs!"

Legal fees
They'd better hope those are some wealthy pirates they're suing.

In this thread
Here, we list movies we want to see, but are stuck in development hell, while things like Three Men and a Bride are made.

But some deserve to be punished.

You have Rifftrax! And excerpts of MST3k and Rifftrax are available on YouTube. 10 minute clips even! String them together, and waste an entire afternoon.

That YouTube freezeframe
That must be the most genial gun dealer to ever grace God's America. He looks as friendly as arms dealer that gets shot in the bulletproof vest as a test of his merchandise on Breaking Bad.

Under-performance indeed
I heard on NPR this morning that this past Memorial Day weekend was the worst box office for the holiday since 1993. Or was it '97? Regardless, you'd think that it would discourage this nonsense. But what I really wanted to do is share The Stranger's review of Sex and the City 2: http://www.the…

Likewise, I just read another positive review on Slate that compares Prohibition to The War on Drugs. Note this is a subtext the reviewer reads into, not something the author explicitly states.

WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!

Preemptive anger
In other news, I am incensed by firstie attempts that are sure to occur shortly. They are all crass, and for examples, look to almost any other thread on this site. I regretfully wish they be stricken with vile pathogens.

Future Tour Dates
They'd better have some shows—at least one show—in the State of Texas. I mean, it's just so close to Mexico!

Network Execubots!
So, which network executive will be promoted? My money is on the robot that rolls dice to determine the fall schedule.

Sorry. Read too many legal documents today.

Summary of Criticism
WHEREAS, this band is endorsed by the music publication Pitchfork.

I submit "Y'all" is a perfectly cromulent way to abbreviate the second person pronoun "you" (plural). Unlike "ain't" it doesn't have a usage note specifically discouraging its use in formal contexts, it's just "you all" with two letters omitted in a regional dialect.