I think that all of humanity is valuable and that we should try to keep each other alive. What else is there after all?

You must be a pilot.

I interpreted it as a commentary on Julianne Moore's Boston accent.

Typographical error
Typically penises are rendered with equals signs, not underscores, to compose the "shaft" of the phallus. Like so:

"Aww, hell naw! I did not leave the South Side for this!"

Good Premise
This could work because people are awful.

I'll have my brains eaten out and entrails eviscerated before I recognize Zombie-American rights! The only good zombie is a dead zombie!

You?

"…because it was in the stove! Who's dumb now?"

I absolutely love it when the entire cast starts talking over each other like that. Great throwaway lines hide there.

Courtroom
"Permission to treat the witness as hostile!" Followed by Pierce's "I'll allow it," was impeccably timed. Also, Abed made for an excellent witness.

To quote Strong Bad, "Theme songs are just a way for show-makers to make less show."

It's okay Matt Damon. It's well established that it's not your fault.

Streets behind.

You mean velocipede.

You poison them, I'll poison you.

It was a copy shop, where he made several copies of his passport, vowing to never return again.

General Britishness, insufferablity.

Egregious, unforgivable errors that have sullied the reputation of this fine institution
South Bronx, not South Brooklyn.
CNBC, not FOX.
Boston, not Brooklyn.

Realism
Particularly unrealistic indeed. The entire office is rallied to protect the psyche of Michael. Angela and Dwight settle a contract dispute on what is presumably company time. And people leave the office in the middle of the day to watch a high-school baseball team. Not that it's a bad thing in and of itself;…