Good Argument
Clearly, when things go wrong on the Intertubes, and you're moderately notorious, it is always the fault of teh h4xorzs.
Good Argument
Clearly, when things go wrong on the Intertubes, and you're moderately notorious, it is always the fault of teh h4xorzs.
Speed
"My last job was at a Taco Bell Express. But then it became a full Taco Bell, and, I don't know, I couldn't keep up."
But Flu Shot has Dr. Spaceman and Liz Lemon dancing for said flu shot. That's got to count for something, right?
Everything is an acronym
Hard
Equations
And
Rational
Thinking
"Innovent. A word I just innovented."
"No. I don't walk that well." Or something like that.
Cocks shotgun with one hand, storms into women's room.
OF COCK
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
"Anal brightening" would obviate the the saying "stick it where the sun don't shine."
I SEE TREES OF GREEN! RED ROSES TOO! I SEE THEM BLOOM! FROM ME AND YOU!
"It's called 'Racial Integration.'"
You wouldn't know that if you didn't have that card, Trebek.
"Are You Cognizant of the Romantic Feelings This Evening"
"I Appear to Have Great Difficulty with Apologies"
"The Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection" (as featured in the motion picture Panthera leo Rex)
It also elevates Daryl's character, for saving a rouge surgeon from destitution and enabling him to own an American car, a home, and other American dream stuff.
Dwight & Isabelle
Stating that "I would like to have a large family," followed by the gestures to indicate prodigious height and healthy girth is the best reason and way to dissolve your child-rearing contract. Should Dwight and Isabelle have children, they would either be linebackers or whatever the female equivalent…
It went to all those miniature mariachi accoutrements.
Troy makes everything better. I've liked him ever since he dragged himself out of that psych experiment that "never began."
Those Canadian hypocrites. They ought abolish poutine first before putting an embargo on our humble breakfast cereal.
Ron Swanson is a god amongst men
His appetite knows no satiety. Ron's bounding off upon sighting the picnic table, his request to eat all the remaining meats and cheeses, and his insistence on breakfast foods (and sometimes multiple breakfasts) are just great character-based jokes.