As opposed to the relatively heavy homoerotic statements that preceded it? You know, with the penises, and the throbbing music, and the men's room stalls.

Cop Movies
In this thread, we construct dialogue from a generic policing movie, a la Abed. I know you guys can do it; I've seen it before. I'll start us off:

IT'S TOTALITARIAN WHEN A DULY ELECTED BODY OF REPRESENTATIVES MAKES A DECISION IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE CODIFIED RULES SET FORTH AND AGREED TO AND THAT DECISION IS ONE I DISAGREE WITH

Reactionary remark punctuated with slur! Conclude with loaded question about patriotism/sexuality!

Comparative Government
Why can't we be like the Italian Parliament, and hug each other instead of yelling? Oh well, I'm off to sharpen my torch and light my pitchfork.

I have information relevant to this discussion
If you were dedicated enough to scroll through all these comments, never mind read them, then you can be trusted to follow this link: http://www.npr.org/template…

I deny all of you my essence.

The person(s) you agreed with in this thread is/are equivalent to Hitler.

"Jive ass dudes don't need no help anyhow."

He's a madman! A madman!

"… And Gilligan has told me that my money will be safe in IRAs."
"Sir, it's Ira."
"Sorry, Gilligan. My money will be safe in Iras."

What?

That website is quantifiably awesome!

Date yourself with this reference.
"Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce, the man without a chin!"

Lent XIV: Why haven't y'all been using Roman Numerals for a series that clearly merits it?

"Ham and mayonnaise! Ham and mayonnaise! Ham and mayonnaise! Ham and mayonnaise!"

"Calm down, Micheal, it's just a giant banana!"

Three times, say it three times.
I loved how Vaughn greets Troy in his customary triplicate. Good call-back. Also, I think it's his first name.

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