Poor Andy
It's not his fault that the 12 Days of Christmas involves about 30 birds. Also, this Christmas, adopt Hurt, Petulant Jesus as your personal savior.

Public Forum
I demand mayonnaise in found sandwiches at the park as well. Or was it lack of mayo? Regardless, Ron's reaction to that query was hilarious, as was the question. Also, notice how Ron is standing in the shadows, turned slightly away from the audience when the Parks Department sings their closing number.

Airplane! reference for the win, Dr. Acula.

"You're so pretty, you're probably not used to rejection." That's probably the best way to let someone down easy.

Wasn't he one of the gay cops on Arrested Development too?

Standing on line
The bit at the end that had Dwight suggesting how to improve the question queue was my favorite part because of the ambiguous, yet inciting, rhetoric he used at the start that got everyone all riled up.

He's meeting us halfway, us stupid hippies.

Oh Canada
I knew that Canadian Football has three downs, but do they really use meters? An answer by Boxing Day, please.

Murals
Finally, the subject of City Hall's murals gets addressed in what is arguably the best line of the night: "We need better security here. We also need better, less offensive history."

Dwight asking Michael, "Why are you limping?" after Michael is slapped.

Physical Comedy
Pierce's inability to get out of his keyboardist's corner was hilarious, as was Jeff's living as a slovenly dorm-dweller.

Let the record reflect that, in fact, librarians know their way around penises. Next motion, please.

Cold Open
I thoroughly enjoyed Andy's genuine appreciation for the Old Shoe Shine Guy's speech. It's completely in character for him. Also, Ron Swanson wearing a Tiger Woods outfit after getting laid is a stroke of genius (Pun not intended at all, please don't hurt me).

Because it's not greatness unless some authority recognizes it.

There was a Short Circuit 2 poster in there.

Law Enforcement
"I don't even know who to call about you."
"The President of the United States."

I think he needs to be hit by two gas tankers. No ending on a reconcilatory note!

I think it should be punctuated as "The Pete Hornberger Alan Parsons Project Project."

Evan Waters is right, that's exactly what they were going for. Liz Lemon said something along those lines several times. But it involved more sandwiches.

Misunderestimation
"Jack-underestimates-middle-America" should be overestimates, as he continuously waxes poetic on the pureness of middle-America, and is disappointed when they are as vulgar as New Yorkers.