"I've made a huge mistake."

Special guest: James "Cajun Style" Carville

"Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive."

'Tis a mighty fine ship. I'm proud to have served on her.

Yeah, self-denial is for commie-nazis!

Surely Endorsed by Dr. Leo Spaceman
Meat is the new bread!

What if your children were present?

This should make you embarrassed for all people, equally.

It's funny because it's true!

Way to steal some poster's sctick, Rabin. Is nothing sacred? What next? Will simple emoticons — the domain of pre-teen girls and gay men — carry the intentions of wild, fixated women? Stop now, before it's too late!

And it's been months since you've been successful at anything!

Oh, Tobias, you blow hard!

Polar Camera Operators
That is a killer of an opening line. Also, I like how hand washing can be used to convey both elation and melancholy. Quality hate!

WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Tu Madre
As long as we're dragging mothers into this… Ahem.

That's because a blanket with sleeves is essentially a sweater with less surface area.

The quote you're looking for is:

And that's only if its a 12-hour clock.

Sweet Merciful God
Those eyes! So dead…

It will work even if I fail
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!