You disgust me, AJR, with your gross, stalking tendencies. For shame.

Y'all need to be locked up in some sort of hushed casket, with all your highfalutin poetry.

Damn, he got all Aristotelian on your ass!

I disagree. This shtick is characterized by obvious, groan-inducing puns and wordplay. Subtlety is counter-intuitive. However, if you know the reference, it still works. C+.

You forgot General Dynamics, Emperor Jim. They're my favorite because their name sounds like a contradiction in terms.

Let me introduce you to a little thing we call "The Estate of Micheal Jackson."

OH MY DEAR SWEET CHRIST ITS THAT MEGA DOUCHE OTP AGAIN. WHY WONT THAT GOAT FUCKER JUST GO AWAY! DOSENT HE HAVE ANY THING BETTER TO DO THAN SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE?

WACKITY SCHMACKITY DOOOO!

"STUPID CORNBALLING PIECE OF…"

Obligatory Futurama Reference
In compliance with 17 U.S.C. 107, the following Futurama reference is submitted

HOMEBOYS IN SPACE?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WHY DON"T U MAKE REFRENCEES WE CAN UNDERSTAND BUT IT WOULDN"T MATTER ANYWAYS BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT REFRENCEING STUFF AND WOULD FAIL

I hate you, OtP. There you go.

Set 'em up, knock 'em down.

Oooh, BURN!

ESL with Total Recall? Oh God, they probably think that we only communicate in corny one-liners.

Excellent. One might go as far as to declare these facts "fun" in order to promote their discovery. I won't be that bold, however. I lack the authority.

You've frightened my mother. Now I have to move to southern California. Damn you bradley, if that is your real name.

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O, resident grammar Nazis, am I correct in my assumption that the following sentence lacks a hyphen?

Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians!

You navy rejects are alright!