"Didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?"

Except for that one guy, I think some other guy wrote a story about it.

"This is my youngest son. He's about your age."

Band Names
I do hope that Chris Pratt's band name continues to change every time they are mentioned. As we all know, there is never a shortage of terrible band names. I can't even remember all the previous titles; he read them off so fast.

"What a horrible dream! So many ones and zeros! I think I saw a two!"

Oh man, had I known there'd be spoken word I'd have worn my effete beret and ironic plastic-frame glasses.

No one messes with the beef lobby. No one.

Disaffected Linux User
"Requires Windows or Mac. So to get a free dinner I have to spend $300. Linux users are people too, but I guess we can afford dinner with the money we saved on our OS."

Product Integration
"He has a microwave for a head!"

Some people have a southern accent, and those are hot.

After one of the wall-mounted flat-screen TVs falls on Lutz: "We almost lost a monitor today!"

I thought that was going to develop into Time Warner, Inc. actually selling the Showtime Division to NBC/Sheindhart, and a wacky misunderstanding would ensue. I was slightly disappointed.

86. Truman defeats Dewey.

He's a loose cannon, Chief!

Seconded.

Male, age 17-21. Everyone listens to what I want!

Knowing 2: Half the Battle

Knowing 2: Half the Battle

So which one is what's-her-face then?

Durian is perfectly legal. Reputable grocers sell them in Houston, granted, only in locations that are in our Chinatown/Little Saigon/Mini-Bangkok, but that probably has to do with cultural preferences and not legality.